Today was, well today was very studenty if that is indeed a valid word in the Student dictionary which so happens to not exist so therefore it must be automatically exist. Strange? Anyway, today has been mediocre at best. Got back from Oceana in the early morn, I personally hate Oceana as its to be quite frank shite. Shit music, loads of annoying people bumping into you and its all fake.
Anyway that's beside the point, got back around 3:20am give or take a few hours, and decided to pop to Idols Dinner, as you do. The bloody queue was massive :( and full of drunk people all wanting cheesy chips for a rip off price. Why not buy chips, go home and grate some cheese on it and save a quid? Mind boggling really. Anyway, so I got bored waiting about 20 minutes and saw that the queue moved a total of no feet, so I went home to whack a sneaky pizza in :)
Enjoyed that pizza while watching the Blackhawks and Bruins duke it out. Two Original Six teams going at it, its the only way my friend. Cracking game, end to end stuff, Khabi pulled out some amazing saves, save of the season so far. But we sadly lost in OT. Also watched the Nucks v Aves and then went kip.
Just before I went to sleep, I said I'll make sure I head down to the Uni and do some research for my assignments. And being a student that didn't happen, woke up at 2pm and decided to watch South Park, the Obama episode. Great observation for the Obama fans, complete dicks as we all know them to be. Its getting darker which brings the mood down, that gets brought down even lower when Cartman gets beaten up by Wendy :( she's annoying, I could take her with a few friends backing me up just incase. Always best to be prepared :)
I've completely forgotten what this crappy blog was supposed to be about so I'll round it up nicely. Watched some Family Guy :) Peter as a Pirate was nice, up until they actually went into the story, after the entire 10 minutes build up that they gave for Peter being that Pirate. Should of just ran with it. Nice fight scene though.
Anyway upgraded a few buildings on Trav, and will be conquering another Oasis pretty soon so its not all bad. Possibly might buy some curry and chips as I'm in a curry and chips mood.
Down to my final Strongbow incase anyone wondered.
Laters
Thursday, 13 November 2008
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
Just another average day
So there I was going back in time with the time machine I made with my bare hands with some 4x4 and a bit of steel girders I found lying around in my house. I specifically went back in time to take on Genghis Khan and his army in hand to hand combat, only to see that he sent 10,000 men to take me on. I was not best pleased, not even worthy of a early morning work out. After I took them out I had to headbutt Genghis and tell him that if he ever insults me again by not taking my manliness seriously I would break his legs.
Then I travelled back to present time and decided to help out some children in Africa, as you do, so I took a few supplies and headed off. Only to realise I left my passport at home, safe to say I was not a happy chappy. But I had gone too far to go back now, I mean 20 metres nah I weren't having any of that, forget turning back, I'll have to make my own way there. As I was walking down nearly Southern Spain I saw some Whales and they started giving me some cheek, so I introduced them to some dear friends of mine, Sammy and Davis Jr. and rode them to Morocco. After I got off, I gave them a final close up look at Davis Jr. Sammy couldn't be bothered so he allowed Davis Jr. to have the honour.
So there I was walking through the Sahara Desert at noon, don't know what all the fuss is about I found it to be quite cool, a nice breeze was just what the doctor ordered.
I finally got to Ethiopia and started to unpack all the equipment I carried on my back, none of this pre made stuff or IKEA flat pack crap. This was wood I chopped down from the rainforest in South America, I don't need it to supply me with oxygen, I create my own out of my manliness.
After what seemed 5 minutes, it was actually 4 minutes 54 seconds, but hey whose counting. I had built a thriving town that now had over 5,000 huts and two Starbucks. My job was almost over. I had one thing left to do.
I headed down to Zimbabwe, and kicked down the door to the palace and walked straight over to Mugabe and kicked him square in the head. The guards were called in but ran out when they saw me, I had my Bruce Willis vest on from Die Hard. They must know never to take on a guy in a Bruce Willis vest.
Then I headed off home, and my woman had my tea on the table, pretty good day I think, minus Genghis Khan insulting me.
Then I travelled back to present time and decided to help out some children in Africa, as you do, so I took a few supplies and headed off. Only to realise I left my passport at home, safe to say I was not a happy chappy. But I had gone too far to go back now, I mean 20 metres nah I weren't having any of that, forget turning back, I'll have to make my own way there. As I was walking down nearly Southern Spain I saw some Whales and they started giving me some cheek, so I introduced them to some dear friends of mine, Sammy and Davis Jr. and rode them to Morocco. After I got off, I gave them a final close up look at Davis Jr. Sammy couldn't be bothered so he allowed Davis Jr. to have the honour.
So there I was walking through the Sahara Desert at noon, don't know what all the fuss is about I found it to be quite cool, a nice breeze was just what the doctor ordered.
I finally got to Ethiopia and started to unpack all the equipment I carried on my back, none of this pre made stuff or IKEA flat pack crap. This was wood I chopped down from the rainforest in South America, I don't need it to supply me with oxygen, I create my own out of my manliness.
After what seemed 5 minutes, it was actually 4 minutes 54 seconds, but hey whose counting. I had built a thriving town that now had over 5,000 huts and two Starbucks. My job was almost over. I had one thing left to do.
I headed down to Zimbabwe, and kicked down the door to the palace and walked straight over to Mugabe and kicked him square in the head. The guards were called in but ran out when they saw me, I had my Bruce Willis vest on from Die Hard. They must know never to take on a guy in a Bruce Willis vest.
Then I headed off home, and my woman had my tea on the table, pretty good day I think, minus Genghis Khan insulting me.
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