Big Tony Robinson walks into a bar and say, "Yeah you better turn round and f*king look, I'm Big Tony Robinson." He then walks to the bar and orders a drink, possibly two Scotches.
Gary Palister then stumbles in shouting "pasties", he is politely shown to the exit. Someone at the bar, lets call him Brian Robson, simply for sh*t and giggles, turns around to Big Tony Robinson and grins, before uttering "I'm guessing you're Scottish".
Big Tony Robinson glares at this Brian Robson with a murderous stare. "Do I f**king look Scottish you little bawlbag! I'm Big Tony Robinson, I'm better than you. So why don't you take your girly little glass of wine and twat off you tosser."
Paul Merson then steps behind Big Tony Robinson and says "Nice one mate, Brian Robson has been poncing about the place taking away the manliness of the this classy establishment."
"Listen Mers," replies Big Tony Robinson. "I came in here for a quiet drink, please respect my wishes." Merson understands and nods then takes his leave of absence. "Oh Mers!" shouts Big Tony Robinson, "tell Gaza and Adams I'll be over theirs later for a few cheeky tinnies."
The barman, Trevor McDonald asks if Big Tony Robinson wants another Scotch.
"Oh Trev mate, leave it out, I've got to be off" replied Big Tony Robinson, "I'm off to Julie Walters' gaff for a bite to eat, then gonna get trashed round Tony Adams' manor later tonight." And with that said Big Tony Robinson buggered off to old Julie Walters' gaff.
The End
